This is more of a rage thing. There's this place called Newport Sea Base. They teach Merit Badges. The counselors don't know how to do what they teach. They eat and listen to music. They ride in motorboats. They swear and throw tennis balls at you while you canoe. They just kinda stink. Anyways, I decided to do a compare and contrast with Emerald Bay. The counselors are really mean. :'(
I just heard. This kid went to take a merit badge. A requirement was to watch a movie. They watched Finding Nemo. ARE YOU KIDDING??? AT EMERALD BAY THEY WATCHED A HOUR LONG DOCUMENTARY OF THE OCEAN. AT NSB THEY WATCHED FINDING NEMO, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, AND CARTOONS!!!!!!!!
I mean, is that a joke?
Emerald Bay Newport Sea Base
Participate with the students Yes No
Nice Yes No
Know what they teach Yes No
Have been diving Yes No
Know how to swim Yes Probably not (lol)
Throw you into the ocean for fun No Yes
Swear No Yes
Actually teach Yes No
Costs 100 per class Yes Yes